“You’re Not Worthy!”

“Thou art not worthy”? Definitely. Thanks to Drac for sending this in.

> Hello,
>
> It was good to chat with you in the #wicca chat room
> last evening….I hope you are getting your answers…
>
> A portion of magic is that the person who is seeking
> has to do a certain amount of the seeking on his or
> her own….That is one reason why those of us in the
> room don’t just answer questions right away. You as
> the seeker have to ask….it seems like such a simple
> thing, but it is essential. If you will ask your
> teachers, you will also ask the Gods, see?
>
> Well anyway you asked for something and I am going to
> send you off on a hunt.
>
> Go to ___________ and begin there through the links…

I found what I was looking for only a minute after I asked the channel.
I just thought I could save some time that way, but apparently not.

A word of advice: don’t treat everyone like a newbie, you come off
sounding like a complete @ss. I was asking for a chart from classic KoS
ceremonial magic, for christssake!

“We don’t answer questions right away…” “I’m sending you on a hunt”
What gall !!!…

Drac

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I’ll take a guess at what really happened here. I’d say the #wiccan had no idea of what Drac was talking about, and thus had to “not answer right away” so he could have a chance to look it up. Then, of course, he comes to the rescue a day or so later with a treasure map, smug about being older and wiser. Heh….

This email inspired me to write
a game!
RULES: Grab a friend and log into a Wiccan chat room. Each player asks a simple question about anything vaguely Wicca-related.
OBJECT: The player with the most condescending answers at the end of the game, wins. Warning: this game can take hours.

Player1: “How do spells work?”
UnsuspectingWiccan1: “No, we won’t do a spell for you if that’s what you’re asking.” (Score = 1)
Player1: “I’m not asking that. I just want to know how they work.”
UnsuspectingWiccan2: “What is the spell for? I have to know if it’s for a good cause before I can agree to give you information.” (Score = 2)
Player1: “I’m not even going to do a spell. I just want to know how they work.”
UnsuspectingWiccan2: “Then why you want to know? I think you should do some soul-searching before you start looking into magick!” (Score = 3)
UnsuspectingWiccan1: “If you want spells, go read Harry Potter.” (Score = 4)
etc…

Try it sometime. (It’s scary how well this works, kids… I didn’t make those answers up… just paraphrased them a little…)

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